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Definitions by buddy retard

An elitist is someone who considers themselves superior to others for some reason.

An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"

Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
Person 3 is not an elitist:

Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.

Person 3 is an elitist:

Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!

Person 1: Calm down.
Elitist by buddy retard May 29, 2021

corporate apology 

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.
Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)
corporate apology by buddy retard September 15, 2020
The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
Waldo by buddy retard July 24, 2020

I had a stroke 

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
I had a stroke by buddy retard July 21, 2020

PowerPoint Presentation 

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.
Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

6 year old 

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.
i 6 year old
6 year old by buddy retard July 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.