fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.
1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.
by bt February 28, 2003
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Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.
Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.
by bt March 05, 2003
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red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
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nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.
My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.
by bt February 27, 2003
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hitter in the shitter

1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak

2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!

2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
by bt February 21, 2003
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The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
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nipples

The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.
Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.
by bt February 21, 2003
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