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midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.
COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!
by bt February 20, 2003
mugGet the midget tossmug.

Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom
Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny
by bt February 19, 2003
mugGet the Bum Dartsmug.

red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
mugGet the red eye surprisemug.
The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
mugGet the Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warriormug.

Lashonda

Beautiful caring young lady, who really loves God. Is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. Lashonda loves to laugh. You don't want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.
Lashonda is nice.
by Bt July 8, 2012
mugGet the Lashondamug.

bonerific

1. The most fantastic boner you have ever popped.

2. The coolest thing you have ever seen.
1. After the ninja popped the biggest boner he had ever seen, bigger than the biggest, blackest boner, he wailed on his guitar and said "That was fucking bonerific"

2. YO, I was choking off the other night and I hit my fucking ceiling. It was boooooonerrrrrifiic!
by bt March 13, 2003
mugGet the bonerificmug.

from ace to face

The act of pulling your chode out of your girlfriends ass and plugging it right into her mouth without even wiping it off first.
Yo I was bum humping this serious bitch so I went directly from ace to face on her. To top things off I finished with a wordWhite Dragon/word
by bt March 27, 2003
mugGet the from ace to facemug.

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