bt's definitions

Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom

Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny

by bt February 19, 2003

red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.

Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.

by bt February 27, 2003

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

american idol

1. A program that showcases hot young talent and allows one winner a contract with a recording company.

2. A person or thing that everyone in America loves and wants to be.

1. That bitch on American Idol is hot as ballz! I wanna stick it in her ass cheeks!!

2. Saddam Hussein is such an american idol.

by bt March 24, 2003

too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

by bt February 20, 2003

double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

by bt February 25, 2003

erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003