bt's definitions

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.

Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.

by bt February 27, 2003

ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

by bt February 21, 2003

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.

Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.

by bt February 27, 2003

Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom

Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny

by bt February 19, 2003

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003