nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

hitter in the shitter

1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak

2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home

1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!

2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!

by bt February 20, 2003

twatalicious

absolutely fucking delicious.

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.

by bt March 05, 2003

too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

by bt February 20, 2003

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003

bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

by bt February 28, 2003

cuzzif

The skin between a girls greasy box and her she-manhole.

Cuzzif it wasnt that her guts would fall out

by bt February 21, 2003