41 definitions by bt

bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

by bt February 28, 2003

erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 25, 2003

from ace to face

The act of pulling your chode out of your girlfriends ass and plugging it right into her mouth without even wiping it off first.

Yo I was bum humping this serious bitch so I went directly from ace to face on her. To top things off I finished with a wordWhite Dragon/word

by bt March 28, 2003

double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

by bt February 25, 2003

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003

cuzzif

The skin between a girls greasy box and her she-manhole.

Cuzzif it wasnt that her guts would fall out

by bt February 21, 2003