bt's definitions

bubble gum

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.

Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out*

Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble*

Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word

by bt February 21, 2003

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003

remove the space

The idiots that coded slashcode, used to run things like slashdot, randomly insert spaces into freetext urls so they can be wordwrapped. This leads to all sorts of unneccessary problems.

Just another minor annoyance brought to you by those idots at slashdot.

For that URL to work, you have to remove the space.

by bt March 16, 2004

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

klondike

Lesbians from cold places

Look at that, 2 eskimos eating each other out. Must be klondikes.

by bt March 3, 2003

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003

illiterate

unable to read and write. basically a fucking idiot who has the approximate education levelof a grade 2 english student if not worse.

99.9% of the people who post stuff on this site are illiterate.

by bt February 28, 2003