bt's definitions

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

by bt February 20, 2003

hitter in the shitter

1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak

2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home

1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!

2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!

by bt February 20, 2003

nipples

The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.

Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.

by bt February 20, 2003

Bum Darts

A game played by 2 gay men in the privacy of their own bedroom

Khoan and Corey were into a heavy game of bumdarts last night. I can tell because they are both walking funny

by bt February 19, 2003