erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.
I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.
by bt February 28, 2003
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tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.
Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.
by bt February 27, 2003
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gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.
Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.
by bt February 25, 2003
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double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.
Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.
by bt February 25, 2003
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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.
I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!
by bt February 21, 2003
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mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.
SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!
by bt February 20, 2003
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beef it up

a beating caused by " beef " . one on one kinda thing .
i heard he talkin madd shiitt .. tell him we're goin to beef it up in the parking lot .
by bt September 22, 2004
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