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Definitions by bread infection

sucks plumbers crack 

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.
I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"
another word for "sperm" or "cum".
Someone got caught sprogging in the Gents while looking at a porno magazine and left a big slag in the pissing trough.
sprog by bread infection January 1, 2006

segway steal 

the act of stealing a segway.
I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.
segway steal by bread infection December 31, 2005
-similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.
-when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roomate is busy in the act of lovemaking, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary akwardness. Or, more simply put, one if "exiled" from the room because of "sex", hence the name.
That old man has been sexiled.
sexiled by bread infection December 31, 2005

shaskerade 

walking around town with music driven by speakers from an old cpu.
damg, dude we should go shaskerade.
shaskerade by bread infection December 31, 2005

shitchat 

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?
shitchat by bread infection December 31, 2005
Austalian slang for a 24 pack of beer.
I'm going down to the bottlo to grab us a slab of VB to share with my mates when we watch the footy tonight.
slab by bread infection December 31, 2005