348 definitions by bread infection

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection November 16, 2005

coin slot

another word for plumbers crack which when refrigerator repairmen/carpenters/plumbers bend down the back of their pants slip down exposing their bumcrack which looks wide enough to slip a coin in

Someone would say to a carpenter bending down "Pull your pants up I can see your coin slot!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

hooker

a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.

Never pay a hooker in advance.

by bread infection November 8, 2005

ass jockulitous

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait

1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."

by bread infection October 22, 2005

its

it plural. Used instead of them/they.

Its are going home.

by bread infection November 21, 2009

notch

the top ridge of the arse where the crack begins.

A plumber bends down to pick up a tool which his pants slip down exposing the notch of his crack.

by bread infection November 15, 2005