brandon 's definitions
Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.
(kid) Hey , what's that?
(me) That's an arpeggio
(kid)I wish i could do that
(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.
(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious
(me) That's an arpeggio
(kid)I wish i could do that
(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.
(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious
by Brandon July 19, 2004
Get the arpeggiomug. A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
Get the pimp tard or pimptardmug. Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.
In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.
by brandon April 5, 2005
Get the HOLMDELmug. 
Just chill man, don't be thwangin.
by Brandon September 16, 2003
Get the thwangmug. by Brandon October 21, 2004
Get the box lunchmug. Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
by brandon May 5, 2014
Get the brandonmug.