caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.

"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 05, 2003

shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 06, 2003

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

Woo-ha!

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

by Brandon March 11, 2004

isn't it

the two words most used by iyer. they express nothing but are extremely hilarious and very nice to count. she says a very lot of "isn't it"s everyday, but it is considered almost impossible for her to say two "isn't it"s in one sentence.

We took the test yesterday, isn't it?
It's on the paper, isn't it?

by Brandon February 28, 2004