brandon's definitions

debussey

A moist orifice only found in females, also known as vagina, pussy, or cunt. Used during sex as a means to please a woman, or during masturbation when she is horny and alone. Usually used in conjunction with the pleasure received from sex.

I pleased debussey today.

by brandon July 20, 2004

Bumjum

hobo "man juice" that hobos keep in a jar for their whole life on the streets. Hobos use it as a pick me up
after a long night in the garbage can.

"that hobo has a really big can of bumjum in his knapsack.

by Brandon February 15, 2004

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

pony

Also used in conjunction with the words "My little" to form the phrase My Little Pony. A "Pony" or "My Little Pony" is usually reminiscent of a frail, white trash child, covered in spaghetti sauce and dirt stains, with floppy, greasy hair, resembling the toy "My little Pony" which was left out in the backyard all winter long.

Look at the trail of Pony's walking into Wal-Mart.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Tehstorm

A rather vicious tropical storm. Its intentions are to kill your pets. Keep them safe from this unstoppable chaos-bringer!

Tehstorms owns your lives. That's right.

by Brandon February 19, 2003

nasataw

no ass at all

yo sista got nasataw

by brandon July 18, 2003