Definitions by brandon

Snare Drum 

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

Snare Drum by Brandon March 22, 2004

Diga

If something diga, then it sucks. it's bad. it's...not good.

Hanson diga.
Richard Simmons diga ultimately.
Dawson's Creek diga.
etc...

Diga by Brandon March 18, 2004

fake rain 

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

fake rain by Brandon March 13, 2004

REMOF 

REtarded MOther F*cker

Wow, that guy is a REMOF.

REMOF by Brandon March 12, 2004

Dickie 

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

Dickie by brandon March 12, 2004

Woo-ha! 

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

Woo-ha! by Brandon March 11, 2004

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

Fong by Brandon March 11, 2004