brad's definitions

canada

Located in north america, hosting diverse cultures, geography, animals, resources and manerisms. Second largest land mass, said to be the best place to live, home of the north-most inhabitation, and well governed. Descending country of (mainly) Great Britain and France. Critical and critisized, most popularly by/to the United States of America. Two official languages are English and French. Slowly growing population of approximately 30 million. Contains 10 provinces and 3 territories. Often patriotic. Known (to author) to fight only for rightly justified cause. Home of many celebrities (good and bad), large fan of hockey (watch canadian tv), (at time of posting) legalizing homosexual marriage and marijuana, harbouring a province wanting to seperate, and similar (willingly or not) to its neighboor to the south. Eh.

Shall one travel to southern America, or northerly Canada?

by brad March 17, 2004

Clownshoe

The ultimate weapon of choice

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"

by Brad March 16, 2003

animal raper

a person that rapes animals.

Camram Crotchhole is an animal rapist

by Brad November 14, 2003

F.U.C.K.

when ya have sex with someone

she tried to tell him to fuck her

by Brad September 25, 2003

Mmm Mmm Bitch

Words commonly used as a pick up line among the black community.

Woman: Hi, Jamal!
Jamal: Mmm Mmm Bitch!!!
Woman: Lets go back to your crib.

by Brad April 5, 2004

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

dink

a fool or tard

ur a dink guy

by brad January 19, 2004