brad's definitions

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of

Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.

by Brad August 8, 2003

DarkCobra

Stooo's a dumbass.

See above.

by Brad March 23, 2003

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

187

CALIFORNIA penal code for Murder, so that means that 187 is not the murder penal code on the East Coast!!!

Snitches get 187

by Brad July 29, 2003