brad's definitions

Jackrussel on LSD

when sum little ugly cunt looks like a jackrussel that has just taken lsd

hey look at that crack hoe she looks like a jackrussel on lsd, lets frow shit at her!

by BRAD September 8, 2004

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 8, 2003

boozin'

verb. The art of drinking booze.

Hey, where we boozin' tonight?

by Brad March 3, 2005

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

Kway Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Let's get KT (indicating the necessity for food)
Let's get KT (indicating hatred and rage toward Andreas Barnez)

by Brad March 1, 2004

coalesce

to have sex with

me and teddy were watchin them derned coalescent films

by brad June 2, 2004

350z

an attractive, powerful, and luxurious car. the performance is superb and so is the pretty much everything about the car.

The Nissan 350z is more than a second slower than the latest Skyline GTR in the 1/4th mile.
The 350z is in no way as quick as a Skyline GTR.

by brad October 11, 2003