brad's definitions

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

Natural Light

the beer of choice for college students.

"Do you have Natural Light on tap?"

by Brad March 13, 2003

Mmm Mmm Bitch

Words commonly used as a pick up line among the black community.

Woman: Hi, Jamal!
Jamal: Mmm Mmm Bitch!!!
Woman: Lets go back to your crib.

by Brad April 5, 2004

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

animal raper

a person that rapes animals.

Camram Crotchhole is an animal rapist

by Brad November 14, 2003

dink

a fool or tard

ur a dink guy

by brad January 19, 2004

Clownshoe

The ultimate weapon of choice

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"

by Brad March 16, 2003