brad's definitions

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

dick bump

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

by Brad February 4, 2005

The_Guyver

Internet handle of a polish boy.

Stingy, arrogant, showing over-bearing self worth.

by Brad January 6, 2005

macked out

wen u lick a girl out who is totaly fit

'yo that bitch would get macked out homeboi'

by BRAD September 8, 2004

sprigger

A small brad without a head;
Middle english for source of water.
(BTW (for those to lazy to click above): a brad is a small spike; slight side projection instead of a head; or a childs name.)

My name is brad, I have no head therefore i am a sprigger, however i do have a brad instead of my head thus meaning im not exactly a sprigger but a half sprigger being one with a brad in his head

by Brad May 13, 2005

Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of

Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.

by Brad August 8, 2003

DarkCobra

Stooo's a dumbass.

See above.

by Brad March 23, 2003