bookkake's definitions
Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.
Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
by bookkake September 4, 2016
Get the abscenemug. Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
by bookkake August 29, 2016
Get the flukewarmmug. When someone spits fresh (unfamiliar) slang into a normal conversation, thus rendering it unintelligible. Like being shell-shocked with slang.
The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
Dude, we were just a couple 30yr olds, minding our own business, smoking spliff and hanging at the park when this teen came up. He started to talk about purees and backies and all sorts of thing's we'd never heard. Turns out he wanted weed. We had no clue.
Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.
Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
Get the slangshotmug. When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.
A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.
Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?
Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.
Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?
Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
by bookkake January 30, 2016
Get the demoticonmug. Your dabbing rabbi. The sensei that teaches you the centuries old art form that is 'the way of the dab' and warns you about the risks of giving into evil and embracing 'the dark dab'.
by bookkake November 28, 2016
Get the dabbimug. 1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
Get the nedflix and chillmug.