13 definitions by bookkake
When someone sends a meaningless, typo filled text usually because they were in a rush and their fingers are too stubby or fat to easily type on their phone. Analogous to the idea of a T-Rex attempting to text with its tiny hands.
Bob: Dude, did you see this gibberish Nesta sent to our whatsapp group?
Marley: Hahah, yeah man, classic t-rext! He should really lose some weight.
Marley: Hahah, yeah man, classic t-rext! He should really lose some weight.
by bookkake March 30, 2016
Your dabbing rabbi. The sensei that teaches you the centuries old art form that is 'the way of the dab' and warns you about the risks of giving into evil and embracing 'the dark dab'.
by bookkake November 28, 2016
If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
by bookkake July 27, 2016
The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay
A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
by bookkake May 21, 2015
Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
by bookkake August 29, 2016
1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
by bookkake August 20, 2016