The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated
by bookkake September 08, 2016
Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.
Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
by bookkake September 04, 2016
1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
Your dabbing rabbi. The sensei that teaches you the centuries old art form that is 'the way of the dab' and warns you about the risks of giving into evil and embracing 'the dark dab'.
by bookkake November 28, 2016
If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
by bookkake July 27, 2016
When someone sends a meaningless, typo filled text usually because they were in a rush and their fingers are too stubby or fat to easily type on their phone. Analogous to the idea of a T-Rex attempting to text with its tiny hands.
Bob: Dude, did you see this gibberish Nesta sent to our whatsapp group?
Marley: Hahah, yeah man, classic t-rext! He should really lose some weight.
Marley: Hahah, yeah man, classic t-rext! He should really lose some weight.
by bookkake March 30, 2016