Definitions by bookkake
nedflix and chill
1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
nedflix and chill by bookkake August 20, 2016
Unprotected Text
If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
Unprotected Text by bookkake July 27, 2016
dickcentric
Adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many penis jokes or too many references to people named Richard.
She regretted wanting to be 'one of the guys' when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have dickcentric conversations.
dickcentric by bookkake July 2, 2016
t-rext
When someone sends a meaningless, typo filled text usually because they were in a rush and their fingers are too stubby or fat to easily type on their phone. Analogous to the idea of a T-Rex attempting to text with its tiny hands.
demoticon
When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.
A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.
Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?
Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.
Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?
Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
forewordplay
The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay
A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
forewordplay by bookkake May 22, 2015