demoticon

When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.

A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.

Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?

Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
demoticon demoticonned demoticunning emoticon demote conned
by bookkake January 30, 2016
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flukewarm

Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee

Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
by bookkake August 29, 2016
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abscene

Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.
Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
by bookkake September 04, 2016
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dickcentric

Adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many penis jokes or too many references to people named Richard.
She regretted wanting to be 'one of the guys' when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have dickcentric conversations.
by bookkake July 02, 2016
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dabbi

Your dabbing rabbi. The sensei that teaches you the centuries old art form that is 'the way of the dab' and warns you about the risks of giving into evil and embracing 'the dark dab'.
Just got back from a session with my dabbi
by bookkake November 28, 2016
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nedflix and chill

1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.

2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.

Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
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