bob_johnson's definitions

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022

Amen Pew

A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

Of course she agreed with the Pastor about that - she sits in the Amen Pew every Sunday.

by bob_johnson March 21, 2022

ffred end

The name of a road with an incorrect dead end sign where people sometimes get stuck for mysterious reasons. Popularized in the 2019 amazon.com book Not Sally and the Agents of Duck and the 2020 retro video game Nox Archaist

"let's get out of here, the was a close one, we almost got stuck at a Ffred End" Not Sally

by bob_johnson March 19, 2022

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Good baditude

A cutesy way to refer to somebody, usually a child, having a bad attitude.

"Ashley, why did you do that? Do we have a good baditude this morning?"

by bob_johnson July 27, 2021

Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.

Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.

by bob_johnson May 22, 2021

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021