bob_johnson's definitions

Good baditude

A cutesy way to refer to somebody, usually a child, having a bad attitude.

"Ashley, why did you do that? Do we have a good baditude this morning?"

by bob_johnson July 27, 2021

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Sacked

Poena cullei (from Latin 'penalty of the sack') under Roman law was a type of death penalty imposed on a subject who had been found guilty of patricide. The punishment consisted of being sewn up in a leather sack, with an assortment of live animals including a dog, snake, monkey, and a chicken or rooster, and then being thrown into water.

Julius Caesar to Roman Senate "anyone committing the crime of killing his father shall be sacked!"

by bob_johnson May 16, 2022

Hay barber

A derogatory term for a farmer.

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly

by bob_johnson April 12, 2021

Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.

Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.

by bob_johnson May 22, 2021

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024