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Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"
by bob_johnson January 22, 2023
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Hay barber

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly
by bob_johnson April 12, 2021
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Sacked

Poena cullei (from Latin 'penalty of the sack') under Roman law was a type of death penalty imposed on a subject who had been found guilty of patricide. The punishment consisted of being sewn up in a leather sack, with an assortment of live animals including a dog, snake, monkey, and a chicken or rooster, and then being thrown into water.
Julius Caesar to Roman Senate "anyone committing the crime of killing his father shall be sacked!"
by bob_johnson May 16, 2022
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not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
by bob_johnson May 8, 2021
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Amen Pew

A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.
Of course she agreed with the Pastor about that - she sits in the Amen Pew every Sunday.
by bob_johnson March 21, 2022
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Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.
Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.
by bob_johnson May 22, 2021
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Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.
"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.
by bob_johnson April 29, 2023
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