by bob February 25, 2005
sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.
by bob March 26, 2005
by bob October 28, 2004
dork (n.) - A person capable of a full range of normal human social
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.
My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?
by Bob April 12, 2005
by Bob August 27, 2003
This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit
This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!
by Bob March 26, 2005