boB's definitions

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

poof

one who takes pleasure in homosexuality

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick

by BOB October 30, 2003

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

by bob November 26, 2003

murder by death

kick ass band

"Did you buy the Murder By Death cd yet it kicks ass!"

by bob February 8, 2004