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fwassy

Kady is one crazy fwassy
by Bob January 25, 2005
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flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.
Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.
by Bob November 30, 2004
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sherjeel

The coolest guy ever......
The asian version of the fonz.
Woh, that cool guy over there is such a sherjeel.
by bob October 12, 2004
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Kwiyamah

That girl kwiyamahed Humphrey!
by Bob November 8, 2004
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FT

To have elephantitus of the entire body except for the eyes.
Dang that bitch is friggin' Huge. I've decided to call her FT.
by bob March 20, 2005
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rap

the worst excuse for "music" ever made. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!

rap LICKS balls
by bob September 5, 2008
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ebay

A Weird Al Yankovic song from his 2003 release "Poodle Hat", in parody of the Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way".
I never heard of the song "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys until i heard weird als parody "Ebay".
by bob June 18, 2003
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