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PETA

A group of insane environmentalists. Try and release animals they think are being mistreated even if they arent. Think any form of hutning is evil even though the animals end up killing eachother or starving anyway. Some end up in towns (namely bears) and have to be shot.
My dads girlfriend worked at a lab where a bunch of PETA morons tried to release all the chimps there, and she lives in Ottawa. Fucking dumb fuckers would have sentenced the monkeys to death.
by Blind_assassin September 20, 2005
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penny

the most uselessly annoying piece of currency in existence. Their primary use is to throw at people when you're bored.
The penny is so god damn useless. Every country should get rid of them like austrailia did.
by Blind_assassin October 20, 2005
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depression

The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly.
Depression is a fucking bitch and i curse my humanity for being able to feel it.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".
Have a happy Hanukwanzmas
by blind_assassin December 27, 2006
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snowblower

A term for someone who does cocaine. see cokehead orsnowman.
That guy keeps sniffing, he must be a snowblower.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.
Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?
by blind_assassin January 1, 2008
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frisbee golf

Also known as frolf. Its golf with a frisbee.
I have no dea how to play frisbee golf or frolf.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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