blind_assassin's definitions

quincying

A form of game trolling in which someone attracts lonely men with an attractive female avatar (AFA). After gathering a dance party one then hints at what is to come and then switches as quickly as possible to a hideously disfigured monstrosity of an avatar (a quincy) to instantaneously repel everyone in the vicinity.

Said process above is the only known method of making "Home" entertaining.

Google "Joystiq + quincying" to get a video demonstration.

by blind_assassin December 20, 2008

frisbee golf

Also known as frolf. Its golf with a frisbee.

I have no dea how to play frisbee golf or frolf.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

cyst

similar to a zit but bigger. Kind of like a tumor but is (in most cases) non-fatal.

I have a cyst in my wrist from when i hurt it but it'll be gone in a few weeks.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.

Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?

by blind_assassin January 1, 2008

PETA

A group of insane environmentalists. Try and release animals they think are being mistreated even if they arent. Think any form of hutning is evil even though the animals end up killing eachother or starving anyway. Some end up in towns (namely bears) and have to be shot.

My dads girlfriend worked at a lab where a bunch of PETA morons tried to release all the chimps there, and she lives in Ottawa. Fucking dumb fuckers would have sentenced the monkeys to death.

by Blind_assassin September 20, 2005

Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

penny

the most uselessly annoying piece of currency in existence. Their primary use is to throw at people when you're bored.

The penny is so god damn useless. Every country should get rid of them like austrailia did.

by Blind_assassin October 20, 2005