birdman's definitions

No Doubt

Same as "I agree"

That was a refreshing and invigorating game of squash.

No doubt.

by birdman June 12, 2003

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

by birdman May 23, 2004

web site

a place that contributes the following
1.porn
2.porn
3.porn
4.porn
5.porn
6.information on how to build bombs
7.porn

even tom grant jacked off to that website when he was having a slow day

by birdman July 19, 2003

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.

jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball

by BirdMan December 22, 2004

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004