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1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
"After purchasing 15 pinatas on his credit card in the last month, Roy was afraid he'd be suspected of pedrophilia."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.
2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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