Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.
"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."
by billebllunt December 31, 2013
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humdinger

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
The giver of a humdinger is useful in more ways than one to the receiver.
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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Restoriface

Noun

1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.

2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
"Doctors had to remove 10 square inches of vaginal wall tissue during her last restoriface."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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twipe

Noun

1. A variation of a "twerp", it's a way to call someone a twerp and a buttwipe all in one short syllable. The word "twipe" is actually a contraction of the words butt + wipe and is sometimes written as 'twipe.
"Did you see the way I just cut in front of that twipe in the bathroom line?"
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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reenblackment

Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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