billebllunt's definitions
Noun
1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Gerbilsquirtsmug. Verb
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
Q: "I saw your truck parked up on lookout point last night...were you necking?"
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Neckingmug. Noun
1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a
cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.
2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a
cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.
2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
Get the clitter clattermug. Noun
1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Vagittoonmug. Noun
1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Lagoontangmug. Noun
1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the crackulationsmug. Noun
1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
by billebllunt December 28, 2013
Get the Vagouflagemug.