NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.
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1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
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What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
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1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Get the erkel jerk mug.1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."
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