55 definitions by bigmeuprudeboy

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
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'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'
Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'
by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003
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not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match
re-knowned for their violence for over 70 years.
In 2002 Millwall fans caused the biggest riot seen in London for 20 years
by bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003
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Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them
'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988
by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003
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a fanatical fan of an Italian football team
can be ultra left or right wing depending on the team and many have strict political codes.
Love a good dust up with the Italian police and are a big power within the Italian game, deciding on anything from what songs to sing to whether or not a club can buy a certain player
Ultra groups have been known to bollock their teams players after a bad performance
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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