"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
by daiseyface January 11, 2007
A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.
by Cherice April 27, 2006
Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.
Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.
Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.
by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004
A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.
"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"
by Tawnysowz September 10, 2009
dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
by hans zolo October 11, 2013
1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
by Zappa September 04, 2005