Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004

Cocknose

One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!

Lauren is a cocknose!

by daiseyface January 12, 2007

Cocknose

A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.

Anna you cocknose, get a nose job!!!!

by Cherice May 8, 2006

Cocknose

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

Cocknose

A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.

"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"

by Tawnysowz September 9, 2009

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 22, 2005