bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Vespa

Italian for Wasp
and a type of scooter that most of London ride round on

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Aston Martin

the car of choice for gangsta rappers such as Jay z and P-diddy
made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

bangers and mash

a bizarre 80' cartoon about a couple of schoolboy chimps.
Might have been cancelled due to alledged rascist undertones eg. the chimps tended to mug old ladies, listen to hip hop and wear gold chains.
was follwed on by the hilarious but short lived 'Coons go to wog town' in 1990

"bangers and mash, bangers and mash them chimps are imps there aint no doubt, bangers and mash, bangers and mash there aint no missing it they keep on monkeying about, bangers and mash bangers and mash all they want to do is have some fun!"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Daily Mail

a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it

the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003