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Aston Martin

the car of choice for gangsta rappers such as Jay z and P-diddy
made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell
Aston Martin by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
smurfs by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

paddington bear 

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
paddington bear by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

dogtanian and the muskerhounds 

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice
A nutter, a hard case.
A common-or -garden British nutcase that inhabits most towns across the uk
drinks a lot, plays pool, smokes like a chimney, has a shit job or is on the dole.
after the character Francis Begbie from trainspotting
begbie by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
an insult used in the Us fro an Italian
may come from when the suez canal was being built in the 19th century.
The italian labourers would work for a guinea a week where as the British and Irish labourers would want 2 guineas
Paulo Dicanio is a dirty,cheating,diving,Laziaele,guinea wanker
guinea by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
Naples, the Liverpool (and therefore armpit) of Italy
napoli by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003