bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

Vespa

Italian for Wasp
and a type of scooter that most of London ride round on

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Lacrosse

a sport mainly played in the U.K by private school girls
funnily enough considered very macho in the US

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Norwich

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Aston Martin

the car of choice for gangsta rappers such as Jay z and P-diddy
made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003