bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

118 118

completely fucking shit directory enquiries service that seems to be staffed by Indian halfwits with a somewhat limited grasp of the English language. The company that owns them must make massive profits through the calls as on average you are stuck on the line for 20 odd minutes trying to spell out really complicated street names like 'bond street' or 'High Street' to someone who sounds like a character from goodness gracious me

118 118? naah mate use 118 500

by bigmeuprudeboy October 2, 2003

spitroast

see mexican barbecue

by bigmeuprudeboy October 7, 2003

Millwall

not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match
re-knowned for their violence for over 70 years.
In 2002 Millwall fans caused the biggest riot seen in London for 20 years

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

naah

a south-eastern english way of saying no

naaah mate

by bigmeuprudeboy October 27, 2003

cockney

According to a 2003 NCIS report

75% of the 300 most wanted men in the UK were 'white middle aged men from the south east' in other words cockney gangsters or the 'English Mafia'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

patriotic

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'

Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003