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Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.
**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.
by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008
Get the drunkaholicmug. To think that everything is bulletproof without a single doubt. Lockdown Browser was thought to prevent students from cheating while taking an online test. Powerfully, virtually every individuals who live in the U.S. owns a digital camera. Next, we all can film all the test questions. Although Lockdown browser can be used for Mastering Chemistry, Math Compass, and other shit, IT proudly became gay and manipulate and directed the algorithm to only D2L. To simplify, the term Lockdown Browser can be use for someone who thinks he/she has hope, but his/her hopes always shatter in tragedy.
Emo: I think I'm going to pass Calculus and Spanish with an A. I'm so happy that I'm going to cut my sad long hair.
Balla: Quit being a Lockdown Browser, you failed all your test and expect to pull off an A in those courses? Why don't you get your mom dildo out of your dickhole ya faggot.
Emo (singing): "Cut my wrist and black my eyes."
Balla: Quit being a Lockdown Browser, you failed all your test and expect to pull off an A in those courses? Why don't you get your mom dildo out of your dickhole ya faggot.
Emo (singing): "Cut my wrist and black my eyes."
by BenchMax345 February 7, 2008
Get the LockDown Browsermug. Time is unpausable...only to Chuck Norris.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
Get the Unpausablemug. During the day, when you are bored, you look outside the windows from your house. You see nothing but fogs. You, all quietly by yourself, asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Therefore, you decided it is time to walk in the fog. You walked outside, but you can't perceive any physical object except the slow lingering fog. Being surrounded by the fog, you look up the sky in searching for the sun's effort in piercing through the dense fog. As you're looking up, you whispered, "What is the meaning of life." Slowly, you look back down and you see yourself standing in a beautiful place; something that is beyond your dream. The fogs will erase the horrid image of society and temporary place the beauty of your thoughts in reality hence giving you a feeling of "the good life."
5:00 AM: I wasn't able to sleep all night. It was foggy outside. I sat by myself reading philosophy books and peaking out my window after reading a page.
7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.
8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."
8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.
??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…
2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"
7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.
8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."
8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.
??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…
2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"
by BenchMax345 January 18, 2010
Get the Fog of Lifemug. During the Great Depression, FDR created the New Deal to to provide relief for the unemployed (like your lazy ass mom)thus catapultulating the workforce. Good work FDR...RESPECT.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
Get the catapultulatingmug. A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.
Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
Get the Ball Eaglemug. A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.
D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
Get the Bitch-tits McGeemug.