Definitions by ben

cahones 

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts

Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones

cahones by Ben May 13, 2005

BMW M3 

The BMW M3 is BMW's sport coupe. 1st introduced in 1986. It was designed to compete with the Mercedes Benz 190.

The e30 M3 was built for the track and won many races.

The e36 M3 was built for the track as well as the road and featured staggered wheel sizes and an I6 that produced around 320HP from a 3.0 or 3.2 liter engine depending on when the car was manufatcutred. In mid-late 90s there was a 4 door version.

The current M3 (e46) produces 333Bhp from a 3.2 liter inline 6. and has nearly all the ammentys one could want as options from heated seats to stabilty and traction control.

The M3 represents some of the finest German Automobiles made.

BMW M3 by Ben May 13, 2005

housenote 

The character "play" says it in the movie "house party 2", the other two people in this room are unsure if it is urban derived.

Yours Sincerely,
Kylie, Jason, And Ben

"I should be charging you a housenote for those records." - Play

housenote by Ben May 13, 2005

ups 

Uninterruptible Power Supply

We are going so put a UPS on the server so it does not go offline when the power goes out.

ups by Ben May 9, 2005

Tougias 

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

Tougias by Ben May 7, 2005

wacky backy 

Used by Kurnel Krool and JTG in the song 'Wacky Backy' which talks about mums smokin weed!

"Your Mom Smokes The Wacky Backy"

wacky backy by Ben May 6, 2005

Dick-Dector 

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

Dick-Dector by Ben May 3, 2005