Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

by Ben July 08, 2003

Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

by Ben August 07, 2003

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s

Hey, check out the fruit-booter!

by ben December 09, 2003

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 08, 2005

Sam Adams

The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president

I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game

by Ben December 13, 2004

treacle

n.Sweetheart.

From the cockney rhyming slang 'treacle tart'.

See Eastenders for countless examples of this and other classics such as 'you're 'aving a barf'

by Ben July 19, 2005