NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 25, 2004
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bicyclemobile

Word created by Ben Moseley the first to illustrate a bicycle that is also an automobile minus the auto then added together.
Ben Equals Cool:I'im about to go burn off energy by riding my bicyclemobile.
by Ben January 03, 2005
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who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
by Ben November 24, 2004
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Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
by Ben June 05, 2004
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oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
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assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).
That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.
by Ben April 08, 2003
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Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
by Ben November 18, 2004
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