ben's definitions

Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

by Ben August 7, 2003

cheefH

Its definition is the same as cheef, a term meaning idiot, plonker or prat. The addition of the silent capital H, is reserved only for instances where, a person can be described as behaving like a "Right cheefH" where there idiocy has passed any respectable boundary.

<Ben> Easy dude, can I have that £5 you owe me?
<Neil> Stop lying, I don’t owe you anything!
<Ben> Give me the £5 you cheefH!

by Ben November 23, 2004

dirrty

A word used to describe someone who is constantly horny and eager for sexual intercourse.

Tara Lee!

eg. Tara is a dirrty girl.

by Ben March 18, 2005

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003

pawned

To conquer an enemy in an online game such as Counter-Strike.

I totally pawned BoomBoomStick!

by Ben February 13, 2003

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 4, 2003