bear's definitions

helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

by Bear January 23, 2003

Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

by Bear January 9, 2005

kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005

demolish

To eat a large amount of food , very fast.

I bought a kebab and just fuckin demolished it.

by Bear January 23, 2003

bone

The penis.

I just stuck me bone up her dirt.

by Bear January 23, 2003

dick fondler

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

by Bear October 12, 2004

sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005