bear's definitions

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

ON BONE

Having an erection, and by implication, also horny.

"I want to fuck, cause my dick's on bone." From "the Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew

by bear September 24, 2004

Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

by Bear January 9, 2005

sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005

Hyandai

Top of the line toaster
Bottom of the line car

"My Hyandai fell in a hole" 2002 Hyandai Excel

by Bear February 4, 2005

kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005