Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bear

kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005

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sad christmas

a description of an event that should be happy, but ends up being miserable.

Guy1: That hot chick I went out with last night? She just wants to be friends.
Guy2: awww man, sad christmas.

by Bear January 12, 2005

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roguen

While a rampant metrosexual, a roguen can also be often found a blazing red horse of war, altho his sword is only 2.5 FE. Being completely obcessed with programming, you will find most roguens choose to mutilate their bodies with tatooes of binary. This usually happens when they are caught off guard in the unfamiliar surroundings of the outside world. When cause like this and trapped in a corner without a laptop they need to program wherever they can, so they use their bodies. Sort of like an animal who chews its leg off to escape a trap.

Should you encounter a roguen, proceed with caution and offer eggplant as a sign of friendliness.

Robbie sure is a roguen.

by Bear February 21, 2005

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rankballs

Originating in the north west of Victoria, Australia, this word is used to describe the looks of another human being that you have hooked up with whilst in a drunken stupour.

John: Did you see the chick Smithy picked up last night?
Ryan: Yeah, she was rankballs.

by Bear October 24, 2004

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