Definitions by batman

recockulous 

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

recockulous by Batman April 12, 2002

keg stand 

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

keg stand by Batman April 12, 2002

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

disfumbled by Batman April 12, 2002

jizz mopper 

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

jizz mopper by Batman April 11, 2002

blue balls 

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

blue balls by Batman November 10, 2001

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

cock block by Batman November 10, 2001

carpet licker 

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

carpet licker by Batman November 9, 2001