Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

Homer Simpson by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.

Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.

Crap on a Senior Citizen by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

D12 by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

girls will be girls by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

cyberslacker by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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pee-pee head

I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.

Now THATS retardation for you.

pee-pee head by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

dictionary.com by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

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