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Definitions by b0Bz0r3llo

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...
Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)
Bush by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.
i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey
feed the donkey by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.
"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout
stout by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

assraped 

in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
Did you see that? there were three of them left against just me! i was assraped!
assraped by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

gazungas 

boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc.
whadda pair of gazungas!
gazungas by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

the Irish 

Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey
Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey
the Irish by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)
There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!
hoose by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005