ayyfron's definitions
A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
by ayyfron March 13, 2012
Get the beauty gapmug. Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
by AYYFRON April 24, 2011
Get the name carpetbombingmug. An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.
Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."
Gary: "Excuse me?"
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."
Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."
Gary: "Excuse me?"
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."
Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
by AYYFRON March 31, 2011
Get the emotionally stuntedmug. John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
by AYYFRON July 27, 2010
Get the Door chargemug. an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
by ayyfron August 6, 2010
Get the wardrobe therapistmug. literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.
someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 5, 2010
Get the flea flickermug. A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
Get the smiling bitchmug.