n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
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Get the sympathy cold mug.Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.
Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
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Get the klort mug.I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 05, 2010
Get the resume blindness mug.A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.
George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
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Get the cauwl mug.A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
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