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Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
by ayyfron August 22, 2012
Get the fablapidated mug.an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
by ayyfron August 6, 2010
Get the wardrobe therapist mug.John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
by AYYFRON July 27, 2010
Get the Door charge mug.a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
by ayyfron September 1, 2011
Get the shoilette mug.Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
by AYYFRON March 10, 2011
Get the consultish mug.To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.
by AYYFRON August 12, 2010
Get the Pull slide mug.I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
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