a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
by ayyfron September 01, 2011

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.
Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?
Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.
Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
by AYYFRON August 14, 2010

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.
by AYYFRON August 12, 2010

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.
someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 05, 2010

We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.
by AYYFRON January 17, 2011
