ayyfron's definitions

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

fuck product

n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.

During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.

On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.

The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.

Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.

by AYYFRON September 30, 2009

sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.

Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.

by AYYFRON April 1, 2011

emotionally stunted

An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.

Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."

Gary: "Excuse me?"

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."

Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."

by AYYFRON March 31, 2011

Purth

A purse-like over the shoulder bag, typically made out of synthetic material, worn principally by gay men, notably in Europe.

American guy: Dude, like, why are you wearing a purse?
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.

by AYYFRON July 20, 2010

exfornicate

to cut someone off from the benefits of sexual intercourse (a combination of excommunicate and fornicate)

Dede decided, one more slight about her housekeeping skills and she would exfornicate her husband

by AYYFRON May 8, 2011

Sweet Light

Indirect sunlight experienced in the period just before sunset or just after sunrise that has been refracted by the atmosphere into a golden or even an orangish-red color that flatters landscapes and life forms alike and is highly prized by both photographers and painters. It is also the safest light in which to sunbathe.

Manhattan's architecturally inconsistent jumble of high rise office towers and apartment buildings looked like a beautiful, unified whole in glow of the sweet light of a late winter's day.

The Louvre, which often looks imposing amid the Parisian gloom, radiates a refined elegance in the sweet light of the sunset.

by AYYFRON November 28, 2009