ayyfron's definitions
A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
Get the Globular Clusterfuckmug. A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
by ayyfron March 13, 2012
Get the beauty gapmug. I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
Get the resume blindnessmug. We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.
by AYYFRON January 17, 2011
Get the Grumpy bombmug. The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
Get the thanks for reaching outmug. Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.
Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.
by AYYFRON December 3, 2009
Get the STTTmug. When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
by AYYFRON January 26, 2011
Get the Neocortex Smilemug.