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A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.
I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.
by AYYFRON September 29, 2009
Get the Baby Tank mug.Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish
by AYYFRON March 10, 2011
Get the consultish mug.A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
Get the Globular Clusterfuck mug.Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.
Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
by AYYFRON December 9, 2009
Get the klort mug.A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.
Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
by AYYFRON August 14, 2010
Get the dress jeans mug.A purse-like over the shoulder bag, typically made out of synthetic material, worn principally by gay men, notably in Europe.
American guy: Dude, like, why are you wearing a purse?
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.
by AYYFRON July 20, 2010
Get the Purth mug.Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
by ayyfron August 22, 2012
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