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by AYYFRON April 1, 2011
Get the sympathy coldmug. n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
Get the fuck productmug. Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
by AYYFRON October 19, 2009
Get the Post-coital depressionmug. The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
Get the thanks for reaching outmug. When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
by AYYFRON January 26, 2011
Get the Neocortex Smilemug. We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.
by AYYFRON January 17, 2011
Get the Grumpy bombmug. Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.
Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.
by AYYFRON December 3, 2009
Get the STTTmug.