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When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
by AYYFRON January 26, 2011
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Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
by ayyfron August 22, 2012
Get the fablapidated mug.Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
by AYYFRON April 24, 2011
Get the name carpetbombing mug.A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
by ayyfron March 13, 2012
Get the beauty gap mug.Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.
Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
by AYYFRON December 9, 2009
Get the klort mug.A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.
George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
by AYYFRON July 22, 2012
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