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An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.
Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."
Gary: "Excuse me?"
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."
Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."
Gary: "Excuse me?"
Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."
Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
by AYYFRON March 31, 2011
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Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
by AYYFRON December 9, 2009
Get the klort mug.A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.
Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
by AYYFRON August 14, 2010
Get the dress jeans mug.I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
Get the resume blindness mug.Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
by AYYFRON October 19, 2009
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someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 5, 2010
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During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
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