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STTT

Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.

Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.
by AYYFRON December 3, 2009
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cauwl

Give me a cauwl tomorrow and we'll tauwk.
by AYYFRON February 23, 2011
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Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 5, 2010
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Duckeasy

A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.
George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?

Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.

George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
by AYYFRON July 22, 2012
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name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing
Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
by AYYFRON April 24, 2011
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beauty gap

A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?

Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.

Person 1: Why do you say that?

Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.

Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
by ayyfron March 13, 2012
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