ayyfron's definitions

emotionally stunted

An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.

Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."

Gary: "Excuse me?"

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."

Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."

by AYYFRON March 31, 2011

resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

Grumpy bomb

Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.

We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.

by AYYFRON January 17, 2011

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

by ayyfron August 5, 2010

STTT

Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.

Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.

Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.

by AYYFRON December 3, 2009

fablapidated

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

by ayyfron August 22, 2012