job

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
by AYB October 18, 2003
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sketch

An hastily-done abstract drawing. A drawing done without the use of a ruler, compass, or other professional drawing tool.
Every weekend I see some guy at the mall charging five dollars to do a ten-minute sketch of peoples' faces.
by AYB March 04, 2003
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ninjas

by AYB April 02, 2003
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GUI

Graphical User Interface.

A visual display of files, programs, and program directories designed to make it easier for a person to use a computer.
Microsoft Windows has an easy-to use GUI.
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grits

A paste-like food product made with coarsely milled corn flour. Usually eaten as a breakfast product. Most often eaten by poor folk from the southern United States.
Grits are an inferior imitation of porridge.
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what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.
It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.
by AYB October 09, 2003
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sony

Good at making every electronics device and appliance. But not videogame consoles.
SONY needs to just go back to making its TVs, computers, CD-players, and batteries, instead of wasting its time making shitty Playstation consoles.
by AYB February 19, 2003
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