N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.
If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.
by AYB October 28, 2003
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anime

Animated works of art from Japan. Most often characterized by characters with big eyes, excessive but really cool facial expressions, females with big bouncy breasts(;^D), multi-colored hair, heavy use of ninjas, swords, and robots(mecha), and Japanese culture oozing from every frame of film. Includes basically any category of TV or movie show you can think of. For instance, there are anime kid's shows, anime soap operas, anime movies (which kick Disney's gay ass any day of the week :^), anime sci-fi shows, anime pornography (hentai/pervert), anime music videos, etc., etc., etc......... Sometimes, the definition of anime can also apply to Japanese video games.

Unfortunately, these fine works of art are often mutilated, censored, and mistranslated by American corporate motherfuckers who want every imported film to be as watered down as the diarrhea-shit that Cartoon Network and Disney spew out of their asses. Often, the imported anime is so badly "edited" that it is often unbearable to watch, which means you would have to find a store that carries subtitled versions of the original cartoons, or find a bootleg store which carries the original anime(hope you know Japanese).
Cowboy Bebop, Robotech, Akira, Voltron, Thundercats, Outlaw Star, Gundam, and Iria are excellent examples of anime.

Powerpuff Girls and Samurai Jack are NOT examples of anime because they were MADE IN AMERICA, and anything that's made in America is pure and utter shit.
by AYB January 27, 2003
mugGet the animemug.

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
by AYB July 19, 2003
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Pirates of the Carribean

Finally, here we have one of the very few Disney movies that don't suck ass. The movie is filled with action-packed scenes, blood, dead people, and almost none of that fruity faggot crap you typically find in a Disney movie.
I will buy Pirates of the Carribean when it finally comes out on video or DVD.
by AYB August 31, 2003
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volence

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.
Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.
by AYB July 28, 2003
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internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.
I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.
by AYB March 10, 2003
mugGet the internetmug.

search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.
Google is a pretty good search engine, though.
by AYB June 25, 2003
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