surfed

The verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.

Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.

by awesomeisanoverusedname November 9, 2015

Surfed my mojo

To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.

To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.

No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!

by Zeddie July 6, 2009

bus surfed

Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

silver surfed that hoe

during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.

yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.

by bodylicker2312 November 25, 2007

Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010