Definitions by authoor

dungeon 

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

dungeon by authOOr June 19, 2006

woah man 

A woman with a surgically installed penis.

A man who acts very effeminate.

Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.

Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.

woah man by authOOr June 19, 2006

Gatalog 

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

Gatalog by authOOr June 18, 2006

editoor's cramp 

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

editoor's cramp by authOOr June 18, 2006

shoeporn 

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

shoeporn by authOOr June 18, 2006

to throw some shoes on 

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

to throw some shoes on by authOOr June 18, 2006

morning bed hump 

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

morning bed hump by authOOr June 18, 2006