authoor's definitions

you're crazy, man

It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."

After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

arnus

politically corect spelling of anus.

Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

prom

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

to throw some shoes on

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

by authOOr June 18, 2006