the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life

friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!

by asshole February 27, 2004

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004

Chasing

Short for Bug Chasing. Term popularized by an article in Rolling Stone. Activity popular among fagtards that think the eroticism in trying to get AIDS for fun is totally rad.

"You don't want to sleep with him, I hear he's into chasing."

by Asshole October 06, 2003

allderan

n :the capital city of the republic in star wars

we are on are way to allderan

by asshole January 31, 2004

ass

1.a butt
2.a donkey
3.a retarded person

1.damn that girl has a fat ass. it jiggles all around.
2.don't make me kick ur ass in the ass.
3.You are such an ass for reading this right here.

by asshole August 24, 2003

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by asshole July 20, 2004