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a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"
art fag by asshole November 23, 2006

loose meat sandwhich 

Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.
Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich
a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.
Brittles has a large head.
brittles by asshole April 1, 2005

the snap 

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.
Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.
the snap by asshole March 17, 2005
invented by my frend it meen a loser or some dumb person who thinks der smart but der not
peter ruming dat loser is a rehave
rehave by asshole December 20, 2004

gorikoza 

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs
Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!
gorikoza by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004
The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.
FUCK! kiwikid won again.
kiwikid by asshole July 20, 2004