armoroid 5000's definitions
A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
Get the Bitch puddingmug. A net ghost who knows most of the cool stuff on the internet. Also is the author of the stratagy table game ARMOR.
The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos.
Responds to noobs pleas for technical help.
Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos.
Responds to noobs pleas for technical help.
Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
Guy 1. "Hey ou ever played ARMOR?"
Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
Get the ARMOROID5000mug. When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:
Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"
Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"
Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."
Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."
Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"
Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"
Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"
Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."
Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."
Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"
Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
by armoroid 5000 August 3, 2009
Get the Platter Bummug. The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
Get the black-anointedmug. When a person has really bad diahrea where in they don't make it to the toilet fast enough.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
"Man, excuse me I gotta go!"
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
Get the Butt soupmug. A term used to describe the penis of a U.S. soldier returning from the Iraq war who is looking to get lucky.
Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods.
Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods.
Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
"Dude I got back from the sand box last night and tonight I already got lucky."
"All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?"
"Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
"All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?"
"Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
Get the Rape batmug. A girl who goes out to the clubs to find guys to buy her drinks all night until she is way wasted. Then the lucky fellow has the thought in his head that he is going to "GET LUCKY" with her so he goes and calls a taxi to take them both back to his pad.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
Old taxi driver to new taxi driver:
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
Get the Hot drool-bunnymug.