procrastination

by Arm August 19, 2004
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firebelly

A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.
Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.
by Arm April 30, 2006
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bong

A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia
Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!
by Arm April 29, 2006
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zero tolerance

Politician speak for Zero Intelligence.

Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.

As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
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zero tolerance

Besides being used to describe draconian and uniform (goodbye punishment that fits the crime) policys of law enforcement and schools, zero tolerance can also refer to the war on drugs in another way.

It refers to that no drugs (though not as much towards alcohol since the alcohol companies help fund anti-drug organizations bullshit) are acceptable to be taken recreationaly. Pure abstinence over drugs. Too bad for them humans don't work that way. There have been drug users for as long as humans have known of their existence.
It doesn't know how many this is your brain on drugs commercials you air, how many people you arrest and how many civil rights you violate, people will always use and abuse drugs. Whatever the hell drug abuse means....

And people looking to sell them will always exist no matter how draconian the laws are.

Zero tolerance once again = zero intelligence
by Arm April 14, 2006
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anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
by Arm January 10, 2005
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beatallica

The most awesome band in the world. Their songs are a combination of the Beatles and Metallica.
Such hit songs as "A Garage Dayz Nite," "...And Justice For All My Loving," "I Want to Choke Your Band," and "Hey Dude."
by Arm November 19, 2004
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