applealex's definitions

popped a cap in his ass

he shot him

English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"

by applealex December 3, 2009

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010

Stuffy

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about

*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"

by applealex March 27, 2010

Zunephone

Microsoft's response to the iPhone, coming in 2013. 6 years late like the Zune

Steve Jobs: iPhone!, bitch
Steve Ballmer: Zunephone!, asshole

by applealex February 3, 2010

Ghost Hunters

The gayest show in the fucking world

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"

by applealex December 1, 2009

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians

by applealex September 26, 2009