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Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians

by applealex September 26, 2009

you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

by applealex September 26, 2009

you dropped your virginity

The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman

by applealex September 26, 2009

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

by applealex October 6, 2009

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

by applealex February 18, 2010