applealex's definitions

Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy

Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast

by applealex February 18, 2010

iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes

Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze

by applealex February 3, 2010

left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 29, 2009

MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

Vintage Faire

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store

took me half an hour to find the bathrooms at Vintage Faire

by applealex September 26, 2009

daily usage limit

What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.

Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"

*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom

by applealex February 7, 2010

iPad

Apple's newest iProduct

The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499

Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide

Girl: Fuck Kotex, I got the Apple iPad

by applealex February 2, 2010