by applealex February 02, 2010

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store
by applealex September 26, 2009

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
by applealex February 07, 2010

by applealex March 27, 2010

Apple's newest iProduct
The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
by applealex February 02, 2010

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 04, 2009
