applealex's definitions

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010

Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

by applealex December 2, 2009

left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 29, 2009

iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes

Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze

by applealex February 3, 2010

Oasis of the seas

The largest motherfucking cruise ship on the planet

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge

by applealex November 29, 2009

Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians

by applealex September 26, 2009