Definitions by applealex
back the fuck up
President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb
back the fuck up by applealex December 2, 2009
Principal
the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period
a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended
a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended
Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention
Ghost Hunters
"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"
Ghost Hunters by applealex December 1, 2009
left nut, right nut
A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person
the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
left nut, right nut by applealex November 29, 2009
Oasis of the seas
News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
Oasis of the seas by applealex November 29, 2009
metal detector
Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
metal detector by applealex November 15, 2009
iDildo
(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*