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Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy

Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast

by applealex February 18, 2010

back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

by applealex December 2, 2009

Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians

by applealex September 26, 2009

Oasis of the seas

The largest motherfucking cruise ship on the planet

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge

by applealex November 29, 2009

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

by applealex February 18, 2010

MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

Vintage Faire

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store

took me half an hour to find the bathrooms at Vintage Faire

by applealex September 26, 2009