ant's definitions

rape

Are you lot mentally ill or something? Rape isnt something which you do for fun, its disgusting.

Rape is a digusting crime against human beings.

by Ant December 7, 2006

Crazy Frog

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!

A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ant February 17, 2005

Up in my business

Gettin yo big ugly nose in other peoples business

Yo, why u always up in my business?

by Ant December 14, 2003

fist

To shove ones fisted hand into another's Billy Ocean or Assho'.

Susan got fisted by her lover Jessica last night. It was DA ILL NANA.

by Ant January 23, 2005

Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.

Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!

by Ant February 2, 2005

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

Bam Margera

Bastarding Funny
Amazingly Hilarious Stunts
May Be Insane... Maybe...

Might Be the Most Out Of Control Person on The Entire Earth
And Cool Too!
Raving Mad
Getting Funnier All The Time
Entered Mindlessness As A Child
Rams Into Stuff For Fun
Ass Kickinly Good At Skating

Viva la Bam is THE funniest thing on television.

by Ant April 11, 2005