Cum

Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
1. Women
2. Batty Boys

I cummed all over that slut's nipples!

by Ant December 12, 2003

salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!

by Ant June 04, 2004

fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.

I like masturbating over fjortisar!

by Ant May 16, 2003

Killa Cam

Cam'ron (Cameron Giles)

I'm still the man, word to Killa Cam

by Ant February 18, 2004

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 05, 2004

420

420 crew reppin'

420 holla

by ant March 10, 2003

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant November 11, 2007