ant's definitions

just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.

"dont worry man, were just good friends"

by Ant July 13, 2004

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.

Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.

by ant July 18, 2004

tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi

Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!

by ant July 23, 2004

turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004

Whammo

Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.

Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.

"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"

by Ant July 28, 2004

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004