Cum

Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
1. Women
2. Batty Boys
by Ant December 12, 2003
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salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.
I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!
by Ant June 04, 2004
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fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.
by Ant May 16, 2003
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Killa Cam

I'm still the man, word to Killa Cam
by Ant February 18, 2004
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morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'
by ant August 05, 2004
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420

420 holla
by ant March 10, 2003
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chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant November 11, 2007
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