Whammo

Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.

Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.
"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"
by Ant July 28, 2004
mugGet the Whammomug.

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant December 5, 2007
mugGet the chuffbumpkinmug.

The Meanies

BEST BAND EVER!!! (apart from Frenzal Rhomb and the Hard-Ons) They rock the worlds socks!
I love The Meanies and you love the meanies and we love the meanies
by ant January 12, 2005
mugGet the The Meaniesmug.

photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!
He be sleepin' wit' da photi.
by Ant December 21, 2003
mugGet the photimug.

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