Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.
Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.
Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.
by Ant July 28, 2004

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant December 5, 2007

by ant January 12, 2005

by Ant December 21, 2003
